August 24th, 2009 at 6:21am |
More evidence of occupational hazard:
*at an ice cream joint*
Staff: Having here or takeaway?
Colleague: *very long pause* having here.
*walks to seat*
Colleague: I almost said “inpatient”!
Anyway, this morning the scales really killed me. But it was all worth it. Photos later!
And my iPhone knows I’m a doctor! It comes up with really cool word suggestions when I’m [...]
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August 10th, 2009 at 11:33pm |
I watched ‘UP’ with my siblings today at Plaza Singapura. Fantastic storytelling, gorgeous graphics and music. I did cry in the first few minutes when they had all the Elly flashbacks, and again at the end at the scrapbook.
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August 7th, 2009 at 7:08pm |
More occupational hazard evident in an msn conversation:
colleague:i’m thinking of going for Lasix during my break.
Me: where are you thinking of having Lasix done?
Colleague: my cousin has lobang.
Me: wait. It’s LasiK, not lasiX right!
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August 2nd, 2009 at 10:52pm |
(credit: dbskgifaday LJ community)
OMG, Jaejoong, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE!
I spammed lynn this over msn:
lynn: lol the hat’s cute on hime
lynn: HIM
lynn: but then, hime works too
And being a baby MO, no one quite takes me seriously.
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July 25th, 2009 at 8:36pm |
On call now.
My HO is from the same JC as me. We were just talking…
me: so, which bed were you from?
HO: er?
me: no wait, I mean which *almost says “ward”* -long pause- CLASS were you from?
*some minutes later*
me: oh, you know my batchmate JX?
HO: OF COURSE! He’s my counsellor. From the same ward – OMG [...]
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June 28th, 2009 at 9:41pm |
How does a gang of 23-year-olds (and some even younger) do this to us???
[edit: Taiki pointed out that I had the year wrong! So I've changed it from 2008 to 2009.]
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February 2nd, 2009 at 9:47pm |
A rather epic MSN conversation, triggered by my meeting of a girl named Valkyrie.
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